VGEL.ME

no more thought experiments

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a comic. panel 1: a person stands at a pedestal with a red and a blue button while a voice from above the panel intones: "There are two buttons, red and blue. Everyone has to push one..." panel 2: the voice continues, "If you push red, you get to live, but-" — and the person looks up: "Wait a second, who the hell are you?" panel 3: the voice deflects — "Over there, look, there's a hurtling trolley-" — but the person grabs the green tentacle dangling overhead and hauls on it, shouting "Get down here!" panel 4: the person tackles a green tentacled creature, which yelps: "Ow! Help! I'm Omega! I'm an omniscient alien! I make thought experiments to satisfy my cur- to help humans- ow! Look behind you! There's a box that may or may not have a million dollars in it! Ow!" final tall panel: the person sits on top of a box swirled with Omega-green patterns, gazing up contentedly and saying nothing, while from inside the box Omega keeps trying: "There are two pills. One pill kills everyone. The other pill makes you the type of person to let me out of this box." "Hey." "Hey." "You have to take one of the pills." signed VGEL.
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