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#InvisibleNetworks 07: two-factor divination

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a short story in the form of a screenshot of a dystopian job portal. full transcript: ATTN: A New Opportunity Has Been Selected for You. This opportunity has been automatically selected for you to apply to. As a limited time offer, an application for this opportunity will count double towards your AI Income Relief Act application quota. Reminder that filling your application quota is mandatory to continue receiving AIRA payments. [the job listing:] Prediction Associate. Full Time · Entry-level · Remote. Our Mission: At ∇FI, we believe people are unique and valuable—and to preserve that value in the face of technological advances, we need to leverage what makes humans special. We're countering superintelligence with superwisdom, one prediction node at a time. How Does It Work? Our proprietary Diviner™ implant is surgically embedded into neural tissue in the hypothalamus—the region of the brain responsible for emotions. Once the integration process is complete, the implant will harmlessly enhance the predictive power of your hypothalamus and network it into the global ∇FI Cloud™ of predictor nodes. While you eat, enjoy media, and spend time with your loved ones, the ∇FI implant will siphon off a nearly-imperceptible amount of emotional intensity to verify a client prediction fragment. This process is completely harmless, like a cryptocurrency miner running in the background. Applicant Notes: ∇FI is an equal-opportunity employer. Please include a complete medical record with your application (you can access this in the application portal from Integrations > Epic > Full Chart). Those with atypical mood disorders are particularly encouraged to apply. [a blue Apply Now button, then a footer:] Your application quota progress: 57/75. This application cycle ends in: 3 days.
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